lulz-time:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

#seeeemmaaaa #this is every day #and every day next year #we’ll be on our beds in our room #blogging together #i love you

:’)

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broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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(via canfy)

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

(via themarycanary)

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

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(via micheyyx3)

sennoectogammat:

fiveserpentsteeth:

Thought I saw Star Trek Into Darkness, but I guess I saw Star Trek Into The D.

Sounding.
humansofnewyork:

Mother Joyous and Sister Adorable were seen walking down 14th Street yesterday.
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